Monday, September 6, 2010

Nick Cannon


MI 2010

Everything is exploding.
My head hurts.
Everything is exploding.
Could this be worse?

I'm broke, meanwhile, Nick Cannon makes millions to look drugged/bored out of his mind while MCing America's Got Talent. First of all, Nick Cannon has not done anything with his life. He was a host on Snick and then had a watered-down version of Punk'd on cable. I'm sure he had no creative power behind the show. Then, he was in a lame romance movie or two, and then he got the best wifey eva. And...now he explains acts with the excitement of a bedbug.

WHY NICK CANNON WHY?

All this breathing in.
Never breathing out.

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