Monday, May 16, 2011

My Father's Film Review of Mother and Child

DAD: (Picking up my phone call) Oh thank GOD. You called just in the nick of time! I'm watching some terrible chick flick.
ME: What is it?
DAD: I don't even know. One of those "Emotional I hate my mom" things. I just got to the part where everyone's crying--
ME: Well, what's the guide say it is--?
DAD: "Mother and Child" Oh GOD! Why didn't I read this sooner?! "Three young women are brought together by adoption and love blah blah BLAH!" I need to write one of these. Just watch ten of 'em. Put 'em in a blender. Make millions.

Keep in mind this conversation happened at 1:30 AM.

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