Conversation with Nac at 2 PM today:
Me: Are you hungry?
Me: Did you eat anything today? Just cereal?
Him: Yeah, but, like, three bowls.
Me: Oh, good. That makes me feel better because I ate all those cookies in front of you and didn't offer you even one.
Him: I knew you wouldn't. I was mentally prepared for that. You love cookies too much.
What part of "no" don't you understand?
I want a man, not a boy who thinks he can.