Monday, August 19, 2013

ALY BINS

You were not put here to be confused!
You were put here to sing out!
And reach out!
So reach!

Do you know how horrible sunburn makes everything?
Very.
If nothing else, remember that time you had sunburn
ON YOUR BUTT
and just thinking of sitting down in an office chair
made you panic.
Passenger side made you scream.
DEAR GOD, AT LEAST YOUR BUTT IS NOT SUNBURNT.
Really.
What's the worst that can ever happen?

New Mantra 2013: ALY BINS.
Illinois from a car.
I guess that I forgot I had a choice.

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