I AM GOING CHOCO FOR LOCOPUFFS RIGHT NOW

ME RIGHT NOW ON MY FLOOR BECAUSE I CAN'T BE IN MY BED ANYMORE

THIS PAPER IS SERIOUSLY THE LAMEST. I AM OVER CARING ABOUT RACIAL THEMES IN SHOW BOAT THROUGHOUT AMERICAN HISTORY!

TODAY ALL I HAVE DONE IS READ A BILLION REVIEWS AND ARTICLES ABOUT SHOT BOAT, WATCH TWO EPISODES OF BOY MEETS WORLD, WRITE A LOT ABOUT SHOW BOAT, EAT A WHOLE WHITMAN'S SAMPLER, MAKE EXTENSIVE NOTES ABOUT MY PROFESSOR'S EXTREMELY DAUNTING FEEDBACK, RUN AND THINK ABOUT HOW POINTLESS ACADEMIA KIND OF IS SOMETIMES DURING SAID RUN, PLAY SO MUCH HANGING WITH FRIENDS ITS UNREAL, READ MORE ABOUT SHOW BOAT, EAT A CANISTER OF PRINGLES, WRITE AND READ MORE ABOUT SHOW BOAT.

I HOPE SHOW BOAT EXPLODES.

WHY DID YOU SUPPORT ME IN COMING TO GRAD SCHOOL?!



YEAH, YOU!



I HOPE YOU'RE REAL HAPPY WITH YOURSELF.



REAL. HAPPY.



Nah, it's cool. I have chocolate to get me through the night.



Wait. I said I ate the whole box of Whitman's already?



You're...positive?



Yeah, that's totally fine.