I can confidently say I have the best dad I know (it would be illogical to say "in the world," and I'm into honesty.) Happy day.
DAD: Well, I have to start planning for my trip out there in October to see your play.
ME: I really appreciate the sentiment, but you don't have to come all the way out here to see my lame play.
DAD: Oh, no. I'll be there. With an airhorn.