Currently wearing underwear and a bikini top reading about eroticism.
Haven't made my bed in two days.
Dove Promises were in my bridal shower gift jar from Phyl's wedding.
There was also a generic "fresh"-scented candle in the jar.
One bite and I knew all the candy was poisoned by the musk.
Ate it anyway because I was on my period and watching Girls.
The Promise said, "It's okay to have flaws!"
GD, DOVE! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M ASKING FOR PERMISSION?
