Tuesday, February 12, 2013

State of the Alice

Two sugar cookies and imitation crab for dinner in the grocery store.
Currently wearing underwear and a bikini top reading about eroticism.
Haven't made my bed in two days.
Dove Promises were in my bridal shower gift jar from Phyl's wedding.
There was also a generic "fresh"-scented candle in the jar.
One bite and I knew all the candy was poisoned by the musk.
Ate it anyway because I was on my period and watching Girls.
The Promise said, "It's okay to have flaws!"
GD, DOVE! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M ASKING FOR PERMISSION?

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