1. It's not a funny bit to nod your head and agree with lies a grieving mother is grappling with. It's not even funny if you were just "following the advice of a friend." I wasn't laughing.
2. You committed fraud on a huge level. You stole 50K.
3. You left a memorial to a dead person based on something the dead person hated. Connor's mom told you Connor hated the old apple orchard. Now, he is immortalized in an apple orchard. It's like if I died and you raised money for a ham factory to be resurrected in my honor.
4. Oh boo hoo, you didn't have a college fund. Welcome to America, Evan. 1% of people's parents pay for college. You never even filled out a single scholarship essay from the heap your mom spent hours compiling.
5. Your mom works a lot and your dad left. This is hard. Does it justify using a traumatized girl's dead brother's death as a bargaining chip in a romantic relationship with her? No.
6. You rewrote someone's life and never set the record straight.
7. You made your mom feel guilty for a bad partner out of her control.
8. You were not punished for a single one of your illegal, terrible, ridiculous actions and yet you still managed to feel sorry for yourself.
I am very over stories of men who see themselves as underdogs and thus feel entitled to bend societal and literal legal rules to fully experience their privilege. Some of the music was very good.
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Wednesday, December 19, 2018
Monday, November 1, 2010
Cracker Barrel Caper
1. After I picked my sister up from the airport last week, we ate at Cracker Barrel.
Ia. I do not care what you say, Cracker Barrel is the cat's pajamas. The blueberry pancakes are supes fluffy, you can get biscuits and molasses, and two eggs with toast for like two dollars.
1b. Plus that little peg mind-game at every table.
2. We each got eggs and toast plus coffee plus hash browns etc.
3. Our dinner was twelve dollars total.
4. I paid.
5. Our waitress was really nice. Pookie insist she get a good tip.
6. I gave her over 20%, putting the total cost of meal a little over 16 bucks.
7. We went to Fro My Goodness and spent almost as much on frozen yogurt as we had on dinner.
8. We commented on and laughed about this.
9. I checked my bank statement a couple days ago and found a charge to the Cracker Barrel $25.67.
10. I was sure this is not right because we had specifically jokes about the low cost of dinner.
11. I became suspicious of the cashier who could have easily fudged my tip section.
12. I found the receipt in my car! Indeed, the meal was $16 with tip!
13. I had busted an employee for fraud!
14. I looked up the establishment's number and grew excited. I was really to demand at least a $100 gift card. They owed me a ten buck refund, plus they had committed fraud, PLUS what if there had been an overdraft fee? Free biscuits on the road forever and ever amen.
15. I was about to make the call today, so I checked my banks statement once more to be sure of the exact amount I was charged.
16. The statement detailed a $25 purchase from Crate and Barrel.
17. Smack head. Lots.
Ia. I do not care what you say, Cracker Barrel is the cat's pajamas. The blueberry pancakes are supes fluffy, you can get biscuits and molasses, and two eggs with toast for like two dollars.
1b. Plus that little peg mind-game at every table.
2. We each got eggs and toast plus coffee plus hash browns etc.
3. Our dinner was twelve dollars total.
4. I paid.
5. Our waitress was really nice. Pookie insist she get a good tip.
6. I gave her over 20%, putting the total cost of meal a little over 16 bucks.
7. We went to Fro My Goodness and spent almost as much on frozen yogurt as we had on dinner.
8. We commented on and laughed about this.
9. I checked my bank statement a couple days ago and found a charge to the Cracker Barrel $25.67.
10. I was sure this is not right because we had specifically jokes about the low cost of dinner.
11. I became suspicious of the cashier who could have easily fudged my tip section.
12. I found the receipt in my car! Indeed, the meal was $16 with tip!
13. I had busted an employee for fraud!
14. I looked up the establishment's number and grew excited. I was really to demand at least a $100 gift card. They owed me a ten buck refund, plus they had committed fraud, PLUS what if there had been an overdraft fee? Free biscuits on the road forever and ever amen.
15. I was about to make the call today, so I checked my banks statement once more to be sure of the exact amount I was charged.
16. The statement detailed a $25 purchase from Crate and Barrel.
17. Smack head. Lots.
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