BT: you know, i have to admit to crying during an insurance commercial or something a week ago
Me: HAHA LOSER!!!!
BT: not i mean not like crying crying, but i got one good blob of eye juice from each eye and a sniffle
BT: HEY LADY YOU CRIED AT A CHICKEN SALAD
Me: THE MEAT INDUSTRY CREATES MORE WASTE THAN THE TRANSPORTATION INDUSTRY!
Me: THAT IS SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!
BT: THERE WAS A REALLY TRAGIC POINT BEING MADE ABOUT THE FRAGILITY OF LIFE OR THE IRREPLACEABLE WARMTH OF A MOTHER'S LOVE GOING ON IN THIS COMMERCIAL
BT: IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE INSURANCE
BT: it's like the first ten minutes of the new star trek
Me: Omg
Me: Don't even get me started
BT: it just punched open my rib cage and crabbed me by the heart before i even knew what was happening
Me: HAHAHA YOU SAID IT CRABBED YOU BY THE HEART!
BT: grabbed* rather. although crabbed would be good
Me: BAHAHA! YOUR HEART HAS CRABS!
BT: AT LEAST MY HEART CAN FEEL, YOU MONSTER
Me: Uh....I believe you're the one chomping on other living beings.
BT: oh right, because plants are inanimate, lifeless objects
Me: Kind of.
BT: NOT EVEN A LITTLE
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