Maybe I've been dragging my feet on this recap because of the title of this recap. There are certainly ways I could spin what happened last year. I could ignore a ton to rebrand 2025 as a love story or a buddy comedy or even some coming of age thing. But the truth is, last year blew. It was a drama. And not an uplifting one. There were some very lovely scenes, but there was not a happy ending.
January actually started brightly. There was a sense of newness in the air. Everyone bracing for inauguration, but in the mystery there was still hope. Then, six days in, the fires crushed the entire city's spirit. Despite Hollywood Hollywooding on, we haven't recovered. Not by a long shot. I haven't recovered. At BM's birthday last Saturday the four of us sat at the kitchen table, confessing we all shudder, still, in the middle of the night. We wake with starts remembering: obsessively checking the disaster app, repeatedly forgetting where important papers were because we stayed packed so long, feeling the complete hysterical lack of control that only staying in an Embassy Suites with a tubbed hamster can provide.
And yet all our neighbors walked to the outdoor mall and saw movies with our A-List passes. Flow and Baby Girl if you can believe. There were free animal crackers at 5 PM and I sat in the lobby for two hours eating them while reading Women Who Run with the Wolves. (I turned the last page on my birthday.) I finished the final draft of my new Toy Conglomerate musical at the hotel desk and Puhg and I talked a lot about environmental crises. We were home for our anniversary, picked up a cheese pizza and Caesar salad.
Early winter was, as you may recall, a political hellscape. Sitting under my tree, finishing the movie with AB, revising my play. I sent the script around, one timid reading at a time. I wrote three commercials for a big brand--a job I was very proud to get. It paid $4,500 with no benefits. I ran my women's talk group, every month, all year. I really enjoyed those nights and got a lot out of the yaps. All the gals told me they did too. We did karaoke at the end, ER sang "Lucky" to start.
Puhg's aunt suddenly went into hospice. We booked urgent flights and made it to her bedside, for maybe the last conscious minutes of her life. She looked up at Puhg with such delight in her fading eyes. "I love you!" she said over and over. We wrote her obituary in the room with vending machines.
A month later our darling Sweet P was gone too. I wrote about that day and never published it. I guess I will eventually. Started at critter care, ended at Cowboy Carter.
I saw a lot of concerts this year! In this bizarre time, one of the only things I seem to know for sure is concerts are worth it for me. A good concert can fuel me for a month if not two. I'm still riding high from Sabrina's rendition of "Nobody's Son" in November. From Gaga's "Applause" in August. Breezy nights of Japanese Breakfast, Dashboard, Goo Goo Dolls, Coldplay. I went to another universe when Chris Martin sang "The Scientist" and then we got little banana froths at the underground ferngully while the bassist strummed table to table.
April was restructuring and the big 70th birthday. We got sunburnt at Bernie and AOC's rally. I kept chugging along in therapy. I have to say May was really nice. Happy little birthday fete. The beach, the mountains, the clear pools, the creatures, the soft doughy treats, the hiking up a creek that Puhg dipped into. And then it all turned.
I was professionally chucked in the trash and Puhg was laid off and we had three weeks to get new health insurance. I fought tooth and nail to maintain any kind of stable insurance this year. I lost. I lost in my current deal, I lost when the billion dollar girls' brand told me I'd have to take three months off as a contractor or else (they winced) they'd have to give me benefits. I lost when I went downtown and waited in line at the social services office, behind all the meth heads and poor single moms. It took three months but I finally got on Covered California--and for what? All my rates were supposed to rocket in 2026, so I rushed to get my bloodwork done December 30th. I was billed $40. I spent an hour on the helpline to finally say, "I thought if my doctor prescribed necessary bloodwork it was free?" No, the agent told me. I asked what was covered under my insurance that costs $300/month with a 15K deductible. He told me I get one check-up per year. I said, "I guess I'm grateful I'm not being charged right now for you to tell me this." He did not laugh.
In terms of themes, 2025 was a big year for Disappointment. A lot of people disappointed me. Each betrayal more surprising than the last. Maybe next year I'll have wisdom about it. Today my takeaway is, "Alice you stupid naive idiot. When will you learn? You cannot trust people--even people you love, even people you thought loved you."
On the flip side was Openness. Someone bailed on me but then, randomly, my old professor sent the most affirming email. A department chair struck down a production of my play, but then the piece I dramaturged won an international award. I got yelled at on the phone but that night I recounted it all to Lav in our Portillos booth and we managed to chuckle.
Summer felt very long and sad. ICE terrorized LA, then the guard was deployed. I protested. I showed up for climate law at City Hall. I went out of my mind watching a genocide from my phone. I went to the pool every afternoon. A purple swimsuit this time. I read one book with a red cover very slowly. I clocked in for watchdog shifts. I listened to Man's Best Friend a lot, especially "House Tour." I got involved with multiple progressive groups but they all fell apart because rich people don't think fascism applies to them. Puhg's mom suffered her hellish accident and nothing will ever be the same. I wrote about that day too. I'll probably share, eventually. Did get to see my old friends, did get a mini trampoline, have observed my partner step into agonies. I have said it before, but I will always say it: I am so proud of him. He gets braver each minute.
Some college actors did a reading of my play. Then a young cohort of artists bootstrapped a production in July. They did such a good job. My mom came out for it and our trio celebrated the run at the taco shop with virgin margaritas. My sister graciously hosted us every quarter. We have our Things. I like her orange cat and the big coffee shop with cheddar biscuits and sinking into the sofa for a doc about Abercrombie or that short-lived series Players or that Netflix competition show about pop stars. She buys us seltzer and veggie bacon in advance. There are rainy Chicago adventures--facials and art and The Drake and Alice Sr did a fantastic karaoke performance, a classic from the musical A Chorus Line. There's a cold dark night and a bright snowy morning, there's a hot lake walk and a chilly bop to Brown's Chicken for fritters.
My workshop went very very well, and I am so pleased. The compliments haven't stopped rolling in, even now. My friends and former collaborators and even some newbies attended and gushed their heads off in the street. I shuffled out all haggard but was met with thunderous applause on Santa Monica Boulevard. Two friends told me it was all so moving they cried the whole way home. J sent such a perfect note--she loved it and hoped I was feasting on a well-deserved cheddar log. A high-powered showrunner sat in the second row, then left without a peep--but January 5th she pinged, "You are so incredibly talented and I am very happy to come see anything you do." This past Friday L said it was the most fun she'd ever had at a play. The chickie I invited when she was smoking a joint in a swimsuit sent me no fewer than 30 excited texts. It was so much work but work that is Mine. I worried the whole thing was a narcissistic voyage, but every rehearsal someone in the cast paused, looked up, said, "Wow, this is...too real." I feel bonded forever with the actors. My mom and sister were the ones who ultimately convinced me to do it and I thanked them from the bottom of my heart as we sat in the heart-shaped booth, before the Black Forest cake arrived.
What else? My book keeps selling. I keep stickering. My first ever world premiere will be set! Within the next month! I am gripping but I don't think I am afraid. I am impressed by how well I've been managing all the moving parts. I've learned so much. I sobbed firing my manager, snapped up a fancy new agent, dropped the big time lawyer with an email, hired a new one in a parking lot. I wrote an incredibly exciting new animated series which may or may not ever exist. I was in the brainstorm room for a new musical show which may or may not ever exist. I am currently developing a movie with two dream collaborators which may or may not ever exist. A graphic novel adaptation came and went. Did six improv shows, I think. Spent a month finagling a group gift for SW--the expensive necklace she's always wanted. She opened the blue box and blurted out to everyone, "But this is against all of Alice's values!" Puhg took me for a beautiful romantic getaway down the coast with credit card points. There was a mini fire pit on our balcony and I wore the big fuzzy robe and toasted marshmallows.
I saw the ghost play and the hilarious vaccine show, which were cool. I watched a bunch of Survivor, which was medicinal friend time. Went to so many movies, adored Heated Rivalry like everyone else. Hamnet, Together, Nuremberg (!), Sorry Baby, Lurker, The Life of a Showgirl Movie (twice). The Life of a Showgirl album: well, I freakin' love it. Blondie's doc: well, I freakin' loved it.
I developed shingles right after Thanksgiving. It was terrifying and painful. The urgent care doctor told me I may have lost my sight and hearing if I hadn't moved as quickly as I did. Puhg served me applesauce and toast. My camp friends sent me a bouquet to commemorate my first prescription ever. I'm sure I'm missing a lot and this hasn't been a particularly well-organized post, but 2025 was not a particularly well-organized year.
Christmas was a peppermint swirl of hard and fun. My sister gifted me a little ocarina and my mother gave me notebooks. Puhg treated me to my favorite burrito. I told you about New Years Eve. There are five incredibly exciting and/or life-changing things that could happen with my art this year, but another Midwestern writer my age was recently shot in the face for no reason and then the president lied about it. So who can say?
I could take you to the first, second, third floor
