Showing posts with label Nick Cannon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nick Cannon. Show all posts

Monday, September 6, 2010

Nick Cannon


MI 2010

Everything is exploding.
My head hurts.
Everything is exploding.
Could this be worse?

I'm broke, meanwhile, Nick Cannon makes millions to look drugged/bored out of his mind while MCing America's Got Talent. First of all, Nick Cannon has not done anything with his life. He was a host on Snick and then had a watered-down version of Punk'd on cable. I'm sure he had no creative power behind the show. Then, he was in a lame romance movie or two, and then he got the best wifey eva. And...now he explains acts with the excitement of a bedbug.

WHY NICK CANNON WHY?

All this breathing in.
Never breathing out.