The Difference Between

The difference between girls who only eat the top of the muffin and girls who cry when they lose gift cards--I think the girls who only eat the top of the muffin know it's the best part and then, like, whatever, why would you subject yourself to less than the best? You certainly don't need the calories. I start with the stump because it's my least favorite part. And I get through it to enjoy the crisp hat. That was someone's hard-earned money, I think.