Commercial:
Happy summery music plays on a blank white screen.
Zoom in to see a bunch of feminine pads in the shape of beach chairs.
Light blue drops of water begin falling on the pads as FWOOSH--
the deck-chair pads sprout big beachy umbrellas and guard themselves!
Bottom of the screen:
DRAMATIZATION
So, like...who was confused about the fact that maxi-pads don't actually become beach junk?
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2 comments:
These pads don't sprout umbrellas!?!?! WHY DO THEY COST SO MUCH!?
HAHAHAHAHA.
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