This was a special week because my mom and aunt were on
board! They booked a cruise for a relaxing vacation and, of course, to witness
me firsthand entertaining the masses.
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| A Sr. lives her best self |
These updates will be getting less exciting seeing as I will
have significantly fewer new experiences each time I repeat the exact same itinerary.
I am in Middle America Vacation Groundhog Day.
Some highlights of my fourth cruise in the Western
Caribbean:
-walking around Belize with my family while we all drank out
of coconuts a dude hacked up right in front of us, shavings flying wildly
-my cast taking advantage of Mom and Aunt’s dining package,
getting to dine at the “fancy”* Italian restaurant with unlimited apps and
‘zerts!
-my aunt winning the spa lottery on Sunday and booking an
hour massage for me! I live on a cruise and somehow the masseuse told me, “You
are incredibly tense. Especially your calves.”
-Over two scones, ZPill and I contemplated how greatness
happens. His metaphor is there is a huge dogpile of humans, and one finally
stands on top, making the best thing. But, that person couldn’t be there
without stepping on a million other people. My idea is societal needs show up
as big holes, and we all create rubber band balls of our experiences. Sometimes
because of who we are and what we have, our ball is too big or too small and
either slides through the gap or rambles over it. But someone out there creates
something just right that gets lodged in place. That’s greatness.
-drinking a peanut butter latte on a porch in Cozumel
-I’ve been wearing my pearls and my pearl shimmer lip-gloss
a lot. At the pool is Costa Maya my cast tells me I look like a Kennedy.
-ZPill and I walk down a hall on Deck 6. A girl whispers as
we pass, “That girl is so funny!” ZPill turns and smiles at me, says, “I just
love getting compliments.”
-I’ve finally started wearing my jean shorts. I’ve been
avoiding them because sweatshorts are also a thing. Everyone comments as they
see me, “New shorts?” We all know every outfit.
-serving as a “celebrity judge” of the dance off competition
for the first time. An old man won mainly because he successfully executed the
lift in the Dirty Dancing number.
-wearing my new chocolate perfume on show night. MB asked me
if I was eating a brownie every time I went offstage because when we passed
each other in the dark I reeked of cocoa.
-the night the cast passed one slice of pie around the
single we all crammed into, the night ZPill was sad and wrapped an éclair into
a pizza slice and ate all of it
-the time I locked myself out of my room and couldn't get to my laundry for hours--when I arrived in the facility, it was all out of the dryer and folded
Another note: Very consistently I am finding when men come and talk to me after shows they talk about their own experiences. Ex: how much they like SNL, their favorite sketch, the work training they did once with improv, their college theatre group. Women ask a lot of questions. They rarely think to mention anything about themselves besides the initial "I enjoyed the show." Then they launch in to learning. So far, there are no exceptions to this rule.
*still on a cruise ship
