Friends, Influences

Two streets from the end of my morning run there's a house surrounded by a chain-link fence. Home to two dogs--a big fluffy black shag and a muscular little brown spot.

As soon as I turn the corner they perk, they prep, and once I hit the sidewalk on the corner of their turf they run to the metal. Barking their brains out. They know they can't reach me. They follow me along their confine. Sort of jumping on each other to see who can be closest to the intruder. Yap as a get further and further away.

Yesterday morning the tiny one wasn't there. It was black shag alone, sunbathing on the lawn. He saw me and quietly did not get up.

Goobers.

Pizza Monster

This one time this summer I freaked out so intensely at one of my improv classmates for not knowing the way to the pizza place we were going to when she said she did that she likened it to the scene in The Blair Witch Project where the teenagers lose the map.

My female improv classmates.

"I am a pizzatarian."--Yatchface, 2010

Ze Hungare Games

Boy, do I flip my lid when it comes to The Hunger Games. I just enjoyed the books so much. They were a great distraction during finals last year, and I do, I have a major crush on Peeta. There's a poster on my wall.

So, imagine my extreme freak-out when during our improv show Thursday I heard someone yell out "Gamemakers!" when Skars asked the audience for a suggestion of a relationship for the two actors on stage. It had been Kale Jr. I jumped out from behind the flat and pointed to her! OMG GAME MAKERS! I yelped! Skars went with "Grocery  store employees." WHATEVER, CRUSH MY DREAMS.

I texted Kale Jr. today--
ME: Lol at you suggesting Gamemakers Thursday.
ME: Best part of [the season] so far.
KJ: The best part is that I actually said "gay neighbors."

I hate my ears. And my thorough knowledge of all things Katniss.

(SVC gets me though.)