Guy: A panty line?
Girl: Do you have a problem with that?
Guy: I don't care. I just think of the stupid high school skanks who were always like Ew panty lines!
Girl: Hey. You dated skanks in high school. Be nice.
Guy: Not stupid skanks.
Girl: Really? I thought at least one...
Guy: Nope.
Beat
Girl: Tell me you love me more than any of the skanks you dated.
Guy: I love you more than any of the skanks I dated.
Girl: I'm the only girl you've ever been in love with.
Guy: You're the only girl I've ever been in love with.
Girl: I'm the only girl you'll ever be in love with.
Guy: You're the only girl I'll ever be in love with.
Beat.
Guy: Can you tell me that?
Girl: You're the only girl I'll ever be in love with.
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