Commercial

Commercial:

Happy summery music plays on a blank white screen.
Zoom in to see a bunch of feminine pads in the shape of beach chairs.
Light blue drops of water begin falling on the pads as FWOOSH--
the deck-chair pads sprout big beachy umbrellas and guard themselves!

Bottom of the screen:

DRAMATIZATION

So, like...who was confused about the fact that maxi-pads don't actually become beach junk?